| If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. |
| All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you. |
| An in-depth study has shown that the bird flu virus hits the best chicks first. I thought I'd warn you immediately..
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| Psychiatrist's receptionist comes & says There's a man out who says he can make himself invisible.
Psychiatrist: "Tell him I can't see him right now." |
| There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it! |
| Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
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| If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples? |
| ome Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id" |
| A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed! |
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